Sometimes forgetfu in his hurry, He puts his wife in dreadful flurry ; Her quick response is, "You judge amiss, For on your sconce 'tis :" E'en so for's pen he'll quarrel oft be picking, While from his ear, the goose's quill's forth sticking. L'ENVOY OF THE POET. Passion to madness is so near ally'd, Thou may'st without it give the wise offence; From whence this sterling truth can't be deny'd, Such fools commit felo de se on sense. THE POET'S CHORUS TO FOOLS. Come, trim the boat, row on each Rara Avis, Crowds flock to man my Stultifera Navis. SECTION XXVII. OF FOOLS WHO RELY ON THE STABILITY OF FORTUNE. -Fortuna vitrea est, tum cum splendet frangitur: Fortuna, nimium quem fovet, stultum facit. O LISTEN, fool, and if there's yet one grain, It is certainly a fact, that fools are the favoured of Fortune, but not that race which studies to court her; for the caprice of the lady is so notorious, that she will only force herself upon those who either treat her with contempt, or never think about her. For though dame Fortune seem to smile, And leer upon thee for a while; She'll after show thee in the nick, Of all thy glories, a dog trick. The haughty and vainglorious Bajazet was the occupant of the very iron cage which he had caused to be When Bond street milliner shall live correct, constructed for the prison of his enemy, and after all his grandeur, it has been said that he became his own executioner, by beating his brains out against the bars of that very engine which denoted his degradation, and displayed his downfal to the eyes of every gaping fool. The renowned Kouli Khan, whose conquering arms subdued the vast empire of Mogul, was stopped in his career by the hand of one of his own officers, who murdered him in his tent: but, were we to expatiate on this topic, and adduce every circumstance of a similar nature, in order to prove the instability of Fortune, no folio volume would be sufficient to comprize the catalogue; therefore, to fools of this cast, we will conclude with an excellent line of Sallust. Divitiarum et formæ gloria fluxa atque fragilis. When members of Saint Stephen's gain their seats, By independence, void of lies and treats; When Bank directors note fam'd Newland's bills, And Taylor swallows down his own fam'd pills; When halt and blind shall the fandango dance, When rich exchange their state with wretched poor, And Hampshire swine dance minuet de la cour; Then Fortune's favours thou wilt justly see, L'ENVOY OF THE POET. Fortune the ancients justly pictur'd blind, But when cool reason's dictates sway the mind, |