And therefore is the born to make black fair. Dum. To look like her are Chimney-Sweepers black? King. 'Twere good yours did: for, Sir, to tell you plain, I'll find a fairer Face not washt to Day. Biron. I'll prove her fair, or talk 'till Dooms-day here. King. No Devil will fright thee then fo much as fhe. Dum. I never knew Man hold vile Stuff fo dear. Long. Look, here's thy Love, my Foot and her Face fee. Biron. O if the Streets were paved with thine Eyes, Her Feet were much too dainty for fuch Tread. Dum. O'vile, then as she goes, what upward lyes? The Street should fee as the walk'd over head. King. But what of this, are we not all in Love? Biron. Nothing fo fure, and thereby all forfworn. King. Then leave this Chat, and good Biron now prove Our loving lawful, and our Faith not torn. Dum. Ay marry there, fome Flattery for this Evil. Some Tricks, fome Quillets, how to cheat the Devil. Have at you then Affections, Men at Arms, And where that you have vow'd to ftudy (Lords) Without Without the Beauty of a Woman's Face; Subtle as a Sphinx, as sweet and mufical For Charity it felf fullfils the Law; King. Saint Cupid then, and Soldiers to the Field. Long. Now to Plain-dealing, lay thefe Gloffes by, Shall we refolve to woo thefe Girls of France. King. And win them too; therefore let us devife Some Entertainment for them at their Tents. Biron. First from the Park let us conduct them thither, Then homeward every Man attach the Hand Of his fair Miftrefs; in the Afternoon We will with fome strange Paftime folace them, Such as the shortness of the time can shape: For Revels, Dances, Masks, and merry Hours, Forerun fair Love, ftrewing her Way with Flowers. King. Away, away, no time fhall be omitted. That will be time, and may by us be fitted. VOL. I. Ff Biron Biron. Alone, alone fowed Cockel, reap'd no Corn, ACT V. SCENE I. Enter Holofernes, Nathaniel and Dull. [Exeunt. Hol. SAtis quod fufficit. Nath, I praife God for you, Sir, your Reasons at Dinner have been sharp and fententious; pleasant without Scur rility, witty without Affectation, audacious without Impudency, learned without Opinion, and ftrange without Herefie: I did converfe this quondam-Day with a Companion of the King's, who is intituled, nominated, or called, Don Adriano de Armado. Hol. Novi hominem tanquem te. His Humour is lofty, his Discourse peremptory, his Tongue filed, his Eye ambitious, his Gate majeftical, and his general Behaviour vain, ridiculous,and Thrafonical. He is too picked, too spruce, too affected, too odd, as it were, too peregrinate, as I may call it. Nath. A moft fingular and choice Epithet, [Draws out his Table-Book Hol. He draweth out the Thred of his Verbofity finer than the Staple of his Argument. I abhor fuch phanatical Phantasms, such insociable and point devife Companions, fuch Rackers of Orthography,as do speak dout fine, when he should say doubt; det, when he should pronounce debt; d, e, b, t ; not det: He clepe h a Calf, Cauf: half, hauf: Neighbour vecatur nebour; neigh abreviated ne: This is abominable, which we would call abominable: It infinuateth me of Infamy: Ne intelligis Domine, to make Frantick, Lunatick. Nath. Laus deo, bene intelligo. Hol. Bome boon for boon prefcian; a little fearch, 'twill ferve. Enter : Enter Armado, Moth and Coftard. Nath. Vides-ne quis nevit? Arm. Chirra. Hol. Quare Chirra, not Sirra? Arm. Men of Peace well incountred. Hol. Moft Military Sir, Salutation. Moth. They have been at a great Feaft of Languages, and ftole the Scraps. Coft. Othey have liv'd long on the Alms-basket of Words. I marvel thy Mafter hath not eaten thee for a Word, for thou art not fo long by the Head as Honorificabilitudinitatibus: Thou art eafier fwallow'd than a Flap-dragon. Moth. Peace, the Peal begins. Arm. Monfieur, are you not lettered? Moth. Yes, yes, he teaches Boys the Horn-book: What is Ab fpelt backward with the Horn on his Head? Hol. Ba, pueritia with a Horn added. Moth. Ba, moft filly Sheep, with a Horn. You hear his Learning. Hol. Quis, quis, thou Confonant? Moth. The laft of the five Vowels, if you repeat them, or the fifth if I. Hol. I will repeat them, a e I ---- Moth. The Sheep; the other two concludes it o u. Arm. Now by the falt Wave of the Mediteraneum, a sweet Tutch, a quick Venew of Wit; fnip snap, quick and home; it rejoiceth my Intelle; true Wit. Moth. Offer'd by a Child to an old Man: which is Witold. Hol. What is the Figure? What is the Figure? Hol. Thou difputeft like an Infant; go, whip thy Gigg. Moth. Lend me your Horn to make one, and I will whip about your Infamy unum cita, a Gigg of a Cuckold's Horn. Coft. And I had but one Penny in theWorld, thou shouldst have it to buy Ginger-bread; Hold, there is the very Remu neration I had of thy Mafter, thou Half-penny Purfe of Wit, thou Pidgeon-egg of Difcretion. O, and the Heav'ns were fo pleased, that thou wert but my Baftard! What a joyful Fa Ff 2 ther |