She seemed like a snow-drop breaking, But with one blind impulse making And I watched in the lamplight's swerving But she suddenly woke in a fidget, With fears she was "nearly at home," And talk of a certain Aunt Bridget, Whom I mentally wished-well, at Rome; Got out at the very next station, Looking back with a merry Bon Soir; So left me to muse on her graces, To doze and to muse, till I dreamed That we sailed through the sunniest places In a glorified galley, it seemed; But the cabin was made of a carriage, And the ocean was Eau-de-Cologne, And we split on a rock labelled MARRIAGE, And I woke,-as cold as a stone. And that's how I lost her-a jewel, Not worldly enough to be proud. It was just a shut lid and its lashes, Just a few hours in a train, And I sorrow in sackcloth and ashes, Longing to see her again. FROM DORA VERSUS ROSE The Case is proceeding." ROM the tragic-est novels at Mudie's- To the tales of mere Hodges and Judys, But no case that I ever yet met is And Dora, a blonde. Each rivals the other in powers— Each waltzes, each warbles, each paintsMiss Rose, chiefly tumble-down towers; Miss Do., perpendicular saints. In short, to distinguish is folly; 'Twixt the pair I am come to the pass Of Macheath, between Lucy and Polly,-Or Buridan's ass. If it happens that Rosa I've singled Then the ringlets of Dora get mingled Or I painfully pen me a sonnet To an eyebrow intended for Do.'s, And behold I am writing upon it The legend "To Rose.' Or I try to draw Dora (my blotter To the rapturous tresses of Rose Ineffable nose. Was there ever so sad a dilemma? And, as either so hopelessly nice is, (Afterthought.) But, perhaps, if a third (say a Norah), Should appear, is it wrong to suppose,- |