SCENE IV.-The same. Enter LAUNCE, with his Dog. Laun. When a man's servant shall play the cur with him, look you, it goes hard; one that I brought up of a puppy; one that 1 saved from drowning, when three or four of his blind brothers and sisters went to it! I have taught him-even as one would say precisely, "Thus I would teach a dog." I was sent to deliver him, as a presént to Mistress Silvia, from my master; and I came no sooner into the dining-chamber, but he steps me to her trencher, and steals her capon's leg. O, 't is a foul thing, when a cur cannot keep himself in all companies! I would have, as one should say, one that takes upon him to be a dog indeed, to be, as it were, a dog at all things. If I had not had more wit than he, to take a fault upon me that he did, I think verily he had been hanged for 't; sure as I live he had suffered for 't: you shall judge. He thrusts me himself into the company of three or four gentlemanlike dogs, under the Duke's table: he had not been there (bless the mark!) a pissing while, but all the chamber smelt him. "Out with the dog," says one; "What cur is that?" says another; "Whip him out," says the third; "Hang him up," says the Duke. I, having been acquainted with the smell before, knew it was Crab; and goes me to the fellow that whips the dogs: "Friend," quoth I, "you mean to whip the dog?" "Ay, marry do I," quoth he. "You do him the more wrong," quoth I; "'t was I did the thing you wot of." He makes me no more ado, but whips me out of the chamber. How many masters would do this for their servant? Nay, I'll be sworn, I have sat in the stocks for puddings he hath stolen, otherwise he had been executed: I have stood on the pillory for geese he hath killed, otherwise he had suffered for 't: thou think'st not of this now!-Nay, I remember the trick you served ine, when I took my leave of Madam Silvia: did I not bid thee still mark me, and do as I do? When didst thou see me heave up my leg, and make water against a gentlewoman's farthingale? Didst thou ever see me do such a trick. Enter PROTEUS and JULIA. Pro. Sebastian is thy name? I like thee well, And will employ thee in some service presently. Jul. In what you please; I will do what I can. Pro. I hope thou wilt.-How now, you whoreson peasant? [TO LAUNCE. Where have you been these two days loitering? Laun. Marry, sir, I carried Mistress Silvia the dog you bade me. Pro. And what says she to my little jewel? Laun. Marry, she says, your dog was a cur; and tells you, currish thanks is good enough for such a present. Pro. But she received my dog? Laun. No, indeed, she did not: here have I brought him back again. Pro. What, didst thou offer her this from me? Laun. Ay, sir; the other squirrel was stolen from me by the hangman's boys in the marketplace: and then I offered her mine own; who is a dog as big as ten of yours, and therefore the gift the greater. Pro. Go, get thee hence, and find my dog again, Sebastian, I have entertainéd thee, Go presently, and take this ring with thee Deliver it to Madam Silvia: She loved me well delivered it to me Jul. It seems you loved her not, to leave her token; She's dead, belike. Pro. Not so; I think she lives. Pro. Why dost thou cry "Alas?" Jul. I cannot choose but pity her. As Pro. Well, give her that ring, and therewithal Jul. How many women would do such a message? Alas, poor Proteus! thou has entertained Enter SILVIA, attended. Gentlewoman, good day! I pray you, be my mean Jul. From my master, Sir Proteus, madam. Sil. Ursula, bring my picture there. [Picture brought. Go, give your master this: tell him from me, One Julia, that his changing thoughts forget, Would better fit his chamber than this shadow. Jul. Madam, please you peruse this letter.Pardon me, madam; I have unadvised Delivered you a paper that I should not: This is the letter to your ladyship. Sil. I pray thee, let me look on that again. Jul. It may not be; good madam, pardon me I will not look upon your master's lines: Jul. Madam, he sends your ladyship this ring. Sil. What say'st thou? Jul. I thank you, madam, that you tender her: Poor gentlewoman: my master wrongs her much. Sil. Dost thou know her? Jul. Almost as well as I do know myself: To think upon her woes, I do protest That I have wept an hundred several times. Sil. Belike she thinks that Proteus hath forsook her. Jul. I think she doth, and that's her cause of sorrow. Sil. Is she not passing fair? Jul. She hath been fairer, madam, than she is: When she did think my master loved her well, She, in my judgment, was as fair as you; But since she did neglect her looking-glass, And threw her sun-expelling mask away, The air hath starved the roses in her cheeks, And pinched the lily-tincture of her face, That now she is become as black as I. Sil. How tall was she? Jul. About my stature: for, at Pentecost, When all our pageants of delight were played, Our youth got me to play the woman's part, And I was trimmed in Madam Julia's gown; Which servéd me as fit, by all men's judgment, As if the garment had been made for me: Sil. She is beholden to thee, gentle youth!Alas, poor lady! desolate and left!— I weep myself to think upon thy words. know her. A virtuous gentlewoman, mild and beautiful. Besides, she did intend confession At Patrick's cell this even; and there she was not: That leads towards Mantua, whither they are fled. Jul. And I will follow, more to cross that love, Than hate for Silvia, that is gone for love. [Exit. SCENE IV. Another part of the Forest. Val. How use doth breed a habit in a man! Enter PROTEUS, SILVIA, and JULIA. Pro. Madam, this service I have done for you, (Though you respect not aught your servant doth) To hazard life, and rescue you from him That would have forced your honour and your love. Vouchsafe me, for my meed, but one fair look; Jul. And me, when he approacheth to your I would have been a breakfast to the beast Pro. What dangerous action, stood it next to Would I not undergo for one calm look? Read over Julia's heart, thy first best love, Thou hast no faith left now, unless thou hadst two, Sil All men but Proteus. |