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INTERCHAPTER XII.-p. 329.

THE AUTHOR REGRETS THAT HE CANNOT MAKE HIM

SELF KNOWN TO CERTAIN READERS; STATES THE POSSIBLE REASONS FOR HIS SECRESY; MAKES NO USE IN SO DOING OF THE LICENSE WHICH HE

SEEMS TO TAKE OUT IN HIS MOTTO; AND STATING THE PRETENCES WHICH HE ADVANCES FOR HIS

WORK, DISCLAIMING THE WHILE ALL MERIT FOR HIMSELF, MODESTLY PRESENTS THEM UNDER A

GRECIAN VEIL.

Ενθα γαρ τι δεῖ ψεῦδος λεγεσθαι λεγέσθω.

HERODOTUS.

INTERCHAPTER XIII.-p. 339.

A PEEP FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

Ha, ha, ha, now ye will make me to smile,

To see if I can all men beguile.

Ha, my name, my name would ye so fain know?

Yea, I wis, shall ye, and that with all speed.

I have forgot it, therefore I cannot show.
A, a, now I have it! I have it indeed!
My name is Ambidexter, I signify one
That with both hands finely can play.

KING CAMBYSES.

THE DOCTOR,

&c.

INTERCHAPTER VII.

OBSOLETE ANTICIPATIONS; BEING A LEAF OUT OF AN OLD ALMANACK, WHICH LIKE OTHER OLD ALMANACKS

THOUGH OUT OF DATE IS NOT OUT OF USE.

If

You play before me, I shall often look on you,
I give you that warning before hand.

Take it not ill, my masters, I shall laugh at you,
And truly when I am least offended with you;
It is my humour.

MIDDLETON.

WHEN St. Thomas Aquinas was asked in what manner a man might best become learned, he answered, " by reading one book;" "meaning," says Bishop Taylor, "that an understanding

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entertained with several objects is intent upon neither, and profits not." Lord Holland's poet, the prolific Lope de Vega tells us to the same purport;

Que es estudiante notable

El que lo es de un libro solo.
Que quando no estavan llenos
De tantos libros agenos,

Como van dexando atras,

Sabian los hombres mas

Porque estudiavan en menos.

The homo unius libri is indeed proverbially formidable to all conversational figurantes. Like your sharp shooter, he knows his piece perfectly, and is sure of his shot. I would therefore modestly insinuate to the reader what infinite advantages would be possessed by that fortunate person who shall be the homo hujus libri.

According to the Lawyers the King's eldest son is for certain purposes of full age as soon as he is born, great being the mysteries of Law ! I will not assume that in like manner hic liber is at once to acquire maturity of fame; for fame, like the oak, is not the product of a single generation; and a new book in its reputation is

but as an acorn, the full growth of which can be known only by posterity. The Doctor will not make so great a sensation upon its first appearance as Mr. Southey's Wat Tyler, or the first two Cantos of Don Juan; still less will it be talked of so universally as the murder of Mr. Weare. Talked of however it will be, widely, largely, loudly and lengthily talked of: lauded and vituperated, vilified and extolled, heartily abused, and no less heartily admired.

Thus much is quite certain; that before it has been published a week, eight persons will be named as having written it: and these eight positive lies will be affirmed each as positive truths on positive knowledge.

Within the month Mr. Woodbee will write to one Marquis, one Earl, two Bishops, and two Reviewers-Major assuring them that he is not the Author. Mr. Sligo will cautiously avoid making any such declaration, and will take occasion significantly to remark upon the exceeding impropriety of saying to any person that a work which has been published anonymously is supposed to be his. He will observe also that it is

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