And cross them, will the answer be If you cross a lemon with a peach, If you take a bunch of nice sweet corn- And cross them with a cucumber, Of salary, with some magic wand, An Explanation BY WALTER LEARNED. Her lips were so near Temporal Happiness Seek not to be rich, but happy. The one lies in bags, the other in content, which wealth can never give. We are apt to call things by wrong names. We will have Prosperity to be Happiness, and Adversity to be Misery; though that is the school of wisdom, and oftentimes the way of eternal happiness. -William Penn. The Train Misser* BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY. At Union Depot. 'Ll where in the world my eyes has bin- The dern thing's due!-and, drat the thing! The more I travel around, the more Ef I could jes' sneak round behind Like a blamed old sandwitch warped in two! [From "Afterwhiles." Copyrighted, 1887, by James Whitcomb Riley. Reprinted by permission of the publisher, the Bobbs-Merrill Company.] When de Folks is Gone* BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY. What dat scratchin' at de kitchin' do'? Tell you, Mr. Niggah, des sho's yo' bo'n, Hit's mighty lonesome waitin' when de folks is gone! Blame my trap! how de wind do blow! An' dis is des' de night foh de witches, sho'! Chune my fiddle, an' de bridge go “bang!" Dah! Now, what! How de ol j'ice crake! What I tuk an' done ef a sho'-nuff ghos' Take That Back He kissed her on her rosy cheek, It was a pleasing smack; And quick she turned and frowned on him *From "Afterwhiles." Copyright, 1887, by James Whitcomb Riley. Reprinted by permission of the publishers, The Bobbs-Merrill Company. He Understood BY ANNA V. CULBERSON. Robin rashly kissed my hand, "Once for all, pray, understand, Yet he doth not mope nor sigh; Nothing But Leaves BY M. H. G. He's devotion itself all the summer; That she's caught him she fondly believes; But when comes the last day of the season, He simply says nothing-but leaves. They've danced through each hop and cotillion, But chilled by the first frost of Autumn, When she adds up her gains and her losses, Cavalry Song BY EDMUND CLARENCE STEDMAN. Our good steeds sniff the evening air, Halt! Each carbine sends its whizzing ball: Dash on beneath the smoking dome; Charge! Cling! clang! forward all! Heaven help those whose horses fall: They flee before our fierce attack! They fall! they spread in broken surges. The bugles sound the swift recall: Varia There was an old man of Tarentum Who gnashed his false teeth till he bent 'em; And when asked for the cost Of what he had lost, Said, "Really, can't tell, for I rent 'em!" -Anonymous. |