11. Round him, with lightning haste, the Serpent wound, But, unsubdued, the Panther, turning round, And, slowly disentangling, to the ground Fold after fold he fell, exhausted quite; Living, but lingering ever near Death's portal, For men have seen-will see-the bite is mortal. 12. Then, in the forest, save the Panther, none Durst walk, or cower'd before his steps of beauty; For beast and bird he ruled o'er every one,. Conducting them, or forcing to their duty; Many in love were to his em empire won, And those who question'd his proud strength were mute; ye Who yet at distance hide your heads, and bay, Death is your doom, and on no distant day. 13. This is an allegory; if we chose, We could decipher it with perfect ease; For half a minute, by the ear or nose We'll hold them, and explain it-if they please; For, as a bard, we think the practice eligible, Even on minutest points to be intelligible. 14. Imprimis then, the wily Serpent strong, Doing to Liberty and Reason wrong, 1 Praising the rabble herd, and scoffing crew; 15. Now for the Panther; -what was it, you say? 16. For nobly hath the victory been won, And proudly hath our country's blood been shed; The tale of those, who triumph'd, or who bled :- : 17. Wherein, ye Sophists, can stability, Save in the land of moral Liberty, Save in the land with true Religion crown'd; 18. Then rant ye on, ye restless demagogues, 19. England! indeed it is a fearful time, Thee to engulph in misery and crime, With shackles of deep guilt thy hands to load!Say, art not thou the land, where the sublime Milton did live, the land which Shakespeare trod? And, so incurable is thy disease, That thou must yield to miscreants such as these? 20. That thou must yield to miscreants, void of all 21. For thou wert form'd to soar, and not to sink; Gaze on creation's charms, and paint them fair. 22. For fiery, fearless, passionate wert thou, Giving thy heart and soul to pleasant dreaming; And musing on the sunlight, when heaven's brow Was dark with thunder clouds, and torrents streaming; Then did'st thou turn disgusted, and avow That thou wert fall'n-wert lost beyond redeeming, And, that thy star, by clouds so dark to view, 23. Thy mind was form'd to seek the beau-ideal; Thy youthful prospects end in deep vexation; 24. Enough enough-we will change at once our theme.- That being colded is a safe condition For either man or horse. - We do esteem (List to our words, we hate all repetition,) For coughs and colds, that bathing of the feet, And water-gruel, is prescription meet. 25. If 'tis severer, lose a little blood; (Vide the axiom of Hippocrates.) 'Tis curious, that the men before the Flood, (Antediluvians,) little knew disease; If they were form'd of clay, we are surely mud, For through death's pop-gun we are shot like pease; In spite of ready nostrums vended daily, Men are shut up in death-or the Old Bailey. 26. Readers! in other words, Society ! Time passeth on, and never cometh back; 27. We are not too much given to partiality, And yet we say, (yes! all the world may hear us,) We think our Magazine, in grave reality, The best the world e'er witness'd, none come near us; Whether in wisdom, wit, conviviality, Learning, or humour, Britain cannot peer us; So says America, and Hindostan Reads none but North-he is their only man. 28. Oh! for a draught of genuine inspiration, 29. Look but to any other periodical, What are the most of them but spoonies shallow, 30. There is the Monthly frothing o'er, and swelling, (We wonder that such stuff can ever pass!) On notes from Constant Readers, ditties soft, Stuff algebraical, and Capel Lofft. 31. Then the New Monthly in its pomp appears, But weak, weak, weak the thing will never do ;"Essay on Hats," and "Chapter on Long Ears," "Sonnets," " The State of Learning in Peru," "Verses on Seeing a Lady Bathed in Tears;" Oh, gentle Campbell! what a thick-skull'd crew Art thou combined with!-it must surely grieve, To have such ninnies pinn'd upon your sleeve. 32. For thine is noble verse, and purest thought, And Nature, on thy page, is bright with dews 33. Enough of this: then, monthly hobbling out, 34. For thou art sound and healthy at the core, And England's pure blood circles in thy veins; Thou turn'st a deaf ear to the rabble roar, And faith and loyalty with thee remains; Though not profound, thou hast good sense, and more Than such as bring forth mice from mountain pains ;Keep yourself warm, -for sure you can't be reckon'd Young, who wert born in reign of George the Second. 35. Then there's thy jumbled stew of goodish, baddish, Like an old spinster o'er her seventh cup ;- And Bill, on lettuces who loves to sup, Join with John Clare, and Janus, apt to stutter, 36. Well, let them fume away, and let them pass Onward, and downward, to oblivion's shades, Quick as the phantom shapes of Banquo's glass,Of modern literature the true Jack Cades; Though pert and beauish-like they be, alas! Precise, and pinion'd, like a Knave of SpadesWith laughter horse-like, and with goose-quills nimbleEach head is empty as a tinkling cymbal. 37. Go to the deuce all others!-but the day Art thou; -though toothless, we forget thee not; 38. Yet we must own (sub rosa) that a nap We sometimes take amid thy prosing stories; With palsied head, that shakes beneath its cap, Thou tell'st us of thy youth, and youthful glories, How many gallant hearts thou did'st entrap, And how they all did rant and write in chorus ;- 39. Who would find fault with garrulous old age?- 40. Who gabb'd, and gazed, and clatter'd without end, You'll deave us all, each mother's son and daughter; The boon is vain, she vows to table down 5 |