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[The word here rendered cheek is frontem in the original; a word which, as employed by Martial, is the exact equivalent of our "slang" expression for effrontery -derived from the very word (frons) which was the Roman "slang" for impudence.]

The 43d Epigram of Book V. contains a beautiful sentiment which would seem at least to have suggested the famous epitaph inscribed on the tombstone of the good Earl of Devon and 'his wife :

"What we spent we had; what we left we lost; what we gave we have!"

Thieves may purloin your gold; debtors retire
Beyond the reach of laws; earthquake or fire
Destroy your house; your ships may wreck or burn
With all the wealth it cost you years to earn ;
But what you nobly give, kind Heaven secures
From Fate's caprice-that-that is always yours!
How many a modern jeu d'esprit has
borrowed its point from the following:

IN MALUM MEDICUM.

Phlebotamus, a quack before,
Seeks now a soldier's fame;

A change of title-nothing more

His trade is still the same!

Grand is your colonnade, and all complete
The stone mosaic underneath your feet;
Your steeds are fine; your hunting-grounds are
wide,

And gleaming fountains spout on every side;
Your drawing-rooms are grand; there's nothing
cheap

Except the places where you eat and sleep !
With all the space and splendor you have got,
O what a charming mansion you have not!

The relation of borrower and lender was clearly the same uncomfortable one two thousand years ago that it is to-day. It is a modern story-that of the man who, being asked if he did not find it embarrassing to be so much in debt, answered, "O no! it is my creditors who are embarrassed!" Here is the same view of the case expressed by the creditor himself in Martial's epigram:

AD FAUSTINUM.

You say you're sorry that you cannot pay
"That little loan" you promised me to-day;
I can't dispute you, since, in very sooth,
What you aver may be the simple truth;
Sorry or not, my friend, I much incline
To think your grief not half so deep as mine!

The 61st epigram of the 2d Book, which is but a couplet in the original, is here given in the extended form of an anecdote. The point, however, is perfectly preserved

The epigram on a litigious man is full of in the paraphrase, and is indeed rendered

wit and wisdom.

IN GARGLIANUM.

What! twenty years at law, my friend!
Why didn't you contrive

To save your skin and make an end,
By getting beat in five ?

The epigram on an ugly woman with a sweet voice is one of the best known and most admired:

IBIDEM DE VETULA.

When first I met thee-in the dark, alone-
And heard, entranced, thy voice's dulcet tone,
My heart was pierced with love's delicious pain;
But when I saw thee, I was well again!

The following on a rich man's establishment, which, like many other epigrams of Martial, somewhat exceeds the narrow limits now reckoned proper to the pure epigram, is extremely sensible and pithy:

IN HABENTEM AMÆNAS ÆDES.

Your parks are unsurpassed in noble trees;
A finer bath than yours one seldom sees;

more obvious by the assumed circumstances of the case. In this place, as in many others, Martial is guilty of the fault of which Horace accuses himself, that, laboring to be brief, he falls into obscurity.

AD CECILANUM.

A wealthy old fellow whose table was bare

Of meats that were less than a week or two old,
One day, when a friend was invited to share

A remnant of mutton both scraggy and cold,-
Inquired of his guest how to manage his ice,
And where should he keep it?" Why, keep it,
by Jove!"

Retorted the friend,-"Since you ask my advice,-
Keep your ice in your kitchen-shut up in your
stove!"

Cæcilanus seems to have been merely a niggardly fellow. Here is an epigram on one who was miserly to the last degree:

AD CINNAM.

If it be true, as grave historians say,
That, just by sipping poison every day,
King Mithridates grew at last to be
Quite poison-proof-'tis plain enough to see
Your style of dining makes it mighty clear
Death by starvation you've no cause to fear

The epigram on a suicide puts, in a pointed manner, the illogical behavior of the unhappy felo-de-se. But cui bono? Who in his sane moments can tell how unwisely he may think and act when he has lost his reason? Perhaps the most cogent| argument against self-murder was written by the author of Lacon, who afterwards died by his own hand.

DE FANNIO.

Poor Fannius, who greatly feared to die,
Embraced the enemy he fain would fly.
Strange contradiction, weary of the strife,
He ceased to live from very love of life;
With his own hand he stops his vital breath;
Madness extreme !-to die for fear of death!

Many of the epigrams of Martial are more distinguished for wisdom than wit, and aim less at humorous effect than at philosophical instruction expressed in a poetic aphorism. The brevity of human life suggested to the philosophical Pagan, no less than to the pious Christian, the value of the passing hour; and Martial, with Horace and Juvenal, delights in lessons on economy of time, as the Greek voluptuaries

did before them.

"'Tis time to live, if I grow old!"

was the reflection of Anacreon, when his lady-friends told him, with gratuitous incivility, that his locks were whitening with the frosts of age. This is Martial's view

of

THE WISE MAN'S MORROW.

To-morrow you will live, you always say;
In what blest region is that happy day?
So very long it lingers, prithee tell,
In Parthia or Armenia does it dwell?
So vast the distance, if it do not fail,

I fear you'll find the boon both dear and stale.
The wise man's morrow, I am bold to say,
Is always safe-he had it yesterday!

In the same spirit of amiable worldly wisdom is the epigram, "Ad Fuscum,"

IN FAVOR OF MAKING NEW FRIENDS.

You, worthy man, whose noble life commends
Your generous heart-and gives you many friends;
If in your breast a place there yet may be
For one friend more, oh! give that place to me!
Reject me not because I am not proved;
'Till they were known, not one of all was loved;
New as I am-the trial fairly past-

I'll prove, perhaps, "a good old friend" at last!

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Maro's dear friend was sick, and like to take
A trip, untimely, o'er the Stygian lake;
So Maro vowed, if Heaven would kindly spare
His crony's life, in answer to his prayer,
He'd build a church, to show his gratitude.
The friend gets well. Quoth Maro, "I conclude,
Since prayers alone so perfectly succeed,
Of building churches there is little need."

Legacy-hunting is a favorite topic with all Roman satirists. The following epigram is pointed, very humorously, at a rich man, who sought to please his friends by promises of posthumous liberality:

AD MARONEM.

O foolish man! who never spend

A generous shilling while you live,
But tell us, often, you intend

Some handsome legacies to give-
Pray, can't you see you thus contrive
To put it in the listener's head,
How much one person, now alive,

Would be improved by being dead?

The following, on a spendthrift, tells the story of many a youngster whose estatefor his own advantage-would be much safer in the custody of the living testator than in the hands of the improvident heir:

AD PHILOMUSUM.

To you, while yet he lived, your father lent Two thousand pounds a month-in folly spent ; Though large the stipend, each succeeding day Brought fresh demands to melt the sum away. Now, all his wealth is yours without his care; You're disinherited by being heir!

A poor man of extravagant habits may wisely accept the admonition which Martial gives in his epigram,

AD CASTOREM.

Such lavish purchases, my giddy friend,
To thoughtful minds an auction-sale portend;
It needs no prophet, surely, to foretell,
Who buys so much will soon have all to sell!

The epigram De Cinna is a neat and subtle exposition of a character who may, in the paradoxical manner of the author, be termed

THE TRUTHFUL PRETENDER.

Cinna, who lives in such a splendid style
That many deem him rich, still wears a smile
Of mock humility, which says, "Be sure,
Whatever folks may fancy, I am poor;"
Ah! vain pretense to cheat familiar friends,
Who know full well he is what he pretends!

Juvenal declares that, of all the ills of poverty, one of the most intolerable is, that it subjects a man to be laughed at. When, however, an impecunious rogue is a pretender to economy and clever dealing, the ridicule is well deserved, as in the case of Martial's Bassus :

"See here!" cries Bassus, in a brand-new coat, Worth, at the least, a fifty-dollar note; "I got it at a bargain. Please to guess

How much it cost. A hundred? Vastly less!
There's not one man in twenty who can buy
A coat or hat one-half so cheap as I."
"That's true," quote Tom; "his surely is the praise
Of buying mighty cheap-who never pays !"

The poet's reply to a gentleman (Fabullus) who invited him to dine with strangers, is rather truculent than witty:

You bid me dine with folks unknown,
And wonder I decline;

Well, when I choose to dine alone,

I stay at home and dine!

Very witty and sensible is the author's comment on the criticism of a brother poet:

AD AUCTUM.

A brother scribbler calls my verses wrong
In point of art; small merit he can see;
Well, since my readers like my simple song,
That, I am sure, is quite enough for me.
The man who gives a public dinner looks
To please his guests-not other people's cooks!

CINNABAR CITY.

You stand in the road looking up and west. Before you stretches the gorge between the stark mountains that tower in- | hospitable on either hand, above the two lines of buildings that have to burrow into the crowding feet of the opposite heights to make room for the road between them. At the upper end a sharp mountain face wedges down and splits the gorge into two, and on a shelf of this face are perched the school and the newly-built church. This is Cinnabar City.

Behind you the road winds out of sight down toward the lonely foot-hills, and already you can hear the echoing rumble of the coach from below, and will presently catch the rattle of wheels and jingle of harness. On the box of that coach sits a tall, travel-worn, not handsome passenger, whom the driver has carried before and to whom he shows respect. The driver is telling him about the mines and the growth of the city in the months he has been away, in which time Cinnabar has doubled itself once or twice.

Before the coach stops at the "Quicksilver Hotel," I must tell you the history of the man on the box-seat. His name is Garrett Colyer. He was born in an eastVOL. VIII.-30

ern country town, studied law there and went away to the city to seek his fortune, went back at an hour's notice to defend a scape-grace whose friends had no money to pay counsel, got him off by the skin of his teeth and out of reach of other warrants none too soon. The scape-grace was to reform, having already repented, and await his father and sister in the far west, and provide for them when they came out to him. They had no money to go with; Colyer spent his last cent on their passage and his own. Arriving in Cinnabar, whence the scape-grace had written a glowing letter, they found no scape-grace, but another letter less glowing, and explaining the superior inducements of Quartz City, and his intention of writing for them as soon as he had things comfortable.

Father, daughter and friend were forced to go to work for very subsistence at anything they could find, but they prospered, and after a while Colyer set out farther west in search of the scape-grace, and after months in the wild country returned alone. He formed a partnership with a young attorney named Ridley, and becoming engaged in a suit, involving the title of the

greater part of the land the town occupied, he went to Washington and gained his cause. Now he was coming back.

So they talked together a good while, more gravely than one would have expected, and then came down the steep path and along the only street. He was watching her and talking to her when, glancing up, his eye caught his own name : COLVER & RIDLEY, LAW OFFICE.

"Oh, I almost forgot Ridley," he said. "He didn't come to meet me. How is he? Have you seen him lately?"

"Yes," she answered, "I saw him yesterday. He is not quite well now, I beHe has been very kind while you

were away."
He left her at her door and went in
search of Ridley, and found him at the
office.

What had led him this roundabout tramp of years? He did not love the scape-grace nor admire his ne'er-do-well father, who had been dead now for nearly a year. No, he did not love old man Middlebrook nor his good-for-nothing son, but he did love their sister and daughter. All that and more he had done for Maggy Middlebrook's sake. Before he went east he introduced his partner to her and ask-lieve. ed him to see that she came to no harm. Now he is coming back, and as he talks with the driver of ores and titles and changes, his heart goes forward with a great yearning to the one thing he prays may never change. And looking out from her eyrie upon the nose of the mountain, alone at her school-room window, and turning wearily from the exercise she is correcting, Maggy Middlebrook sees him getting down at the hotel, shaking hands right and left, receiving welcome and congratulation all along the street, but pushing on past all with only a smile and a word and coming-coming to her.

Now he came near and turned to cross toward the foot-path that zigzagged up to her perch through scraggy pines, and he stopped in the road and looked up and saw her. He waved his hand and passed out of sight, and when he had mounted the steep and emerged on the shelf of the mountain, she was waiting for him at the school-house door. He came close and took both her hands, and she smiled with a touch of soberness, and said:

"Oh, Garry, I'm very glad you've come." He held her off and looked at her, and answered:

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Are you in trouble, Maggy? Has anything happened? Is there any difference between us?"

But she answered steadily: "No, I believe there's no difference."

"I'm glad of that," he said, drawing her closer. You look tired; you must find teaching the little Pikes very wearying. But I'm going to be famous now, and you won't have to do it much more.'

"You're very good," she said, "you've always been good to me. But, indeed, I But, indeed, I like teaching here very much, and am only a little tired. I'll give it up whenever you say to; but don't be in any hurry on my account. You'll be here now, and I shall do very well, I'm sure."

"Oh, hello, Colyer!" he said. "Got back? Glad to see you." And he shook hands with great show of heartiness; but looked hard, and not so glad as his words. "Why, Ridley," said his partner, "what's the matter? You don't look well."

"No, I'm sick," Ridley answered, speaking in a reckless way, new to Colyer. "This cursed hole don't agree with me, and I've got to get out of it. I want you to come in and get things in hand, and square up accounts. I'll see you in the morning."

He was going out, but Colyer stopped him.

"Oh, hold on, Ridley," he said. "What's the matter with you? What the devil is it all about?"

"I'm sick, I tell you," Ridley answered, roughly. "I'm going to bed. I don't know what it is; maybe it's the mercury in the air. I've got a bad turn, and I'm going to bed. Don't come with me; I'm as ugly as Satan, and not fit to be spoken to.'

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Colyer sat alone in the office thinking till the day went out. Then he locked the door and went along the dark road beyond the flaring lights of the town, and turned to the east up the transverse gorge. The moon got in between the heights here, and lighted up the road and one of the walls of rock, while the other towered in the shadow. A few houses straggled along the forlorn suburb of the "city," and Colyer stopped before one of them on the dark side, and while he stood a moment in the moonlit road somebody came out of the shadow by the doorway, and approached and spoke his name.

"Come, Maggy," he said, "I want to speak to you.'

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little higher up, a small clump of pines grew on a shelf of the mountain, not hard to gain, and he led the thither. When way they stood among the trees he said:

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Maggy, you said you believed Ridley was not very well. He says he is sick, and I don't think he was glad to have me back. He is much changed and acts very strangely. He left me to go to bed and I saw him on the street just now. Do you know what's the matter with him?"

He spoke steadily and gravely, and she turned pale visibly with the white moonlight on her upturned face. And she answered: "Yes, I suppose I do." Her voice was steady, though very low; but she put her arm about the trunk of a pine tree and hugged it ever so tightly to keep him from seeing that she shook from head to foot.

"And how long have you known?" he asked.

"Only since yesterday."

His eager ear caught the faintest tremor in her voice now, and it shook him like a great wind. He turned his face away and looked at the moon without saying or seeing anything for a little while. Then she said:

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You ought not to be so offended with him. If any one's to blame, it is I, and not he. I don't know what I was thinking of not to see it before. He did not know about us, and is very much hurt. He is going away directly, and I think you ought to be sorry for him. I am very sorry.'

He looked at her without any apparent emotion, and only asked

"What did you say to him?"

She flushed up, and began to answer quickly, "I told him the truth, do you doubt ?" But when she saw him more plainly her voice broke up suddenly, and she sat down where she was, and began to sob and bemoan herself. And Colyer sat down near her, but not touching or speaking to her; and his hands finding the rocks beneath him strewn with loose shingle, he began idiotically tossing bits of stone over the ledge, and remembered having sat in the gravel so once when a child, and tossed pebbles into the water. And when her passionate sobbing was somewhat abated, he spoke again quite calmly; it seemed as if his heart and nerves were asleep or dead, he could feel neither pain nor compassion, and his voice sounded strange to himself: "Did you tell him the whole truth, Maggy ?"

And she answered passionately: “Oh, you have no right to ask me that. I do not deserve it. I have done you no wrong. I sent him away as soon as I knew of it. I was sorry, and told him so; but I told him I could never think of anybody but you, and I thought he knew all the time. I told him how good you had always been to me, and how easily you were hurt, and he promised to go away as soon as you came. Don't be unkind; it's not like you.' And she reached out both hands to him appealingly.

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He looked at her, and down at her outstretched hands, but did not move towards her; and he asked just as before

"Is there nothing more?"

She drew back her hands, and lifted her head. "You have no right to ask me," she answered, speaking rapidly, and unsteady with passion. "You have no right to ask what I would not let him ask; what I would not ask myself, nor let myself think of. I am true to you, and that is all I can do, and all you have a right to expect. You are cruel, and if you keep on you will-" She stopped short in her rapid speech, and Colyer spoke slowly :

"I have a right to know the truth. I do know it. I knew it when I first met you to-day."

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The girl began to rock herself, and to cry again, disconsolately now, and with fear. "Oh, I can't help it," she sobbed. don't know how it came about. I don't think we were to blame. It's a forsaken place, and I had no friends when you had gone. And you know you introduced us, and told me to be kind to him. And he was very pleasant, and helped me not to be lonely; and I know I meant no harm, nor thought any could come of it, any more than you."

"But it is none the less true," he continued slowly. "When you look back over all that has passed between us, it seems a little pitiful, doesn't it?"

They were silent, and seemed to listen for some intimation of an escape from their dismal quandary. But only the breeze sang under its breath in the pine boughs of the sea so hopelessly far away, and a stone, loosened from the frowning heights, clattered down the steeps aimlessly.

Colyer stood up, and looked down at her, lingering. "I'm going away now," he said. "Good night."

She stood up, and took hold of his arm. "No, don't go," she said, and looked down.

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